Mga Bagong Kasabihan: Kagandahan Edition

Para sa magaganda… “Aanhin mo ang ganda, kung wala ka namang Papa?”

Para sa gustong magpaganda o retokada… “Kung gusto mong maglandi, tiisin mo ang hapdi.”

Para sa mga feeling maganda… “Talbog ang matigas na tinapay sa tigas ng muka ng nagmamagandang inday!”

Para sa mga walang ganda… “Mabait man daw at magaling, ang chaka chaka parin!”

Saan ka ngayon nabibilang??? Magkaalamanan nalang! hehehe!

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  1. kengkay

    hehehe, aanhin ang tinapay kung pandesal ang hanap mo? erm, ang layo yata :)

  2. Mer Pints

    Sabi ni da King nang nabubuhay pa siya, “walang matigas ng tinapay sa maiinit na kape.” Paki-explain. Si manang Carling (not her real name) ay hindi kagandahan. Sa tutoo lang pangit siya kung ihahambing mo sa mukha namin ni Donita Ross. Yayyykkkkkkssssssss… Hindi sa mukhan ng mga artista. Pero mainit siya sa mata ng mga papa… what is the dahilan? Marunong maghandle nang sarili si manang, maganda ang boses, sosyal manamit, maraming jokes, matalinong kausap, maiinit (warm) mag-interteyn nga katsikahan, good listener and not talking-talking all the time. Because of that she is always swarmed with bees, ewan kung may naka-sting na sa kanya… I mean puso.

    Ang ganda hindi lang sa mukha at katawan nakikita, maging sa pananamit, pananalita, pagkilos, at higit sa lahat pagdadala ng sarili. Bakit ka pa magpaparetoke kung ang kailangan lang ay ilabas mo ang iyong inner beauty.

  3. hi ms mer, namiss ko kayo ah… matagal tagal ata akong nawala.

    tama cnb mo, makikita ang tunay na kagandahan hindi lang sa panlabas na anyo.

    ms kengkay, pwede na po… hehehe!!!

    musta na po ba ang lahat?

  4. Pasali naman sa bagong kasabihan na parang modern antique{

    1. Ang lumakad ng matulin, kung matinik tanga siya, hindi nagsapatos

    2. Huli man daw at magaling, late pa rin at kaltas sa sasahurin.

    3. Aanhin pa ang kabayo kung marijuana ang damo

    4. Kahit mahirap ang tao at tirahan ay bahay kubo, kahit munti sa paligid ligid ay puro barbed wire.

  5. hahahaha… natawa nmn po ako dun sa pngatlo.. adik na kabayo ba ito??? hahaha!!!

  6. khian

    isang panget na babae, hinoholdap..
    Holdaper: Holdap ‘to! Akin na gamit mo!
    Babae: RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!
    Holdaper: Anong rape? Holdap nga eh!
    Babae: Wala lang! Nagsa-suggest lang!

  7. pera o puri ang level niyang joke na yan khian. hahaha!!!

  8. KEVIN

    -STELLAR ATTRACTION-

    In her own jewelry business, young actress Chynna Ortaleza personally designs and handcrafts each piece, and handles even the marketing of the products

    Only 24, actress and host Chynna Ortaleza has already spent more than half her life in show business. She first appeared on television screens in 1995 as a junior reporter for the children’s magazine show 5 & Up, rose to fame as the wholesome girl-next-door Mikaela in the teen drama Click, then shed her teenybopper image by playing the villainess Vera in the TV fantasy show Atlantika.

    Clearly a celebrity with many talents, Ortaleza has added still another major credit to her name, but this time outside show business. In November 2006, she launched her own jewelry line, Stellar, personally designing and handcrafting each piece herself. “The business is all about accessories,” she says. “I sell an assortment of bracelets, bangles, earrings, necklaces, and rings —jewelry that can really compliment the person who wears them. I make pieces that can jazz up the client’s clothes and make her really shine.”

    The young actress says that she has always loved accessories, dreaming of designing them herself ever since she started her acting career. “I think accessories are very important because they can make a boring outfit come to life,” she says. “They are a way of expressing one’s individuality and taste, and they can reveal a lot about who you are.”

    Because of this fondness for accessories, Ortaleza decided to invest into her jewelry venture P60,000 from her own savings, doing so although she remains quite busy in the entertainment industry. “I wanted to put my money into something else that would challenge and satisfy my creative juices,” she explains. “To get me started, I purchased various types of beads and pendants. I talked to different suppliers about my needs and they helped me source the items abroad. Then I purchased the raw materials, a good set of tools, and hardware.”

    The first few months saw Ortaleza doing all the marketing and handcrafting herself. “I had no problems with the public reaction to what I was doing,” she recalls. “Most people in my target market—females aged 15 and up—were pleased that I had a business and they liked the design and product quality. In addition, Stellar is different from most jewelry lines because the items are mostly unique pieces, so my clients can get great quality pieces for a fraction of the cost of buying imported ones.”

    ‘I hope to eventually put up a Stellar fashion store that carries my own accessories, bags, clothes, and shoes’

    The Stellar selection has featured a variety of up-to-date motif and designs, among them “Hello Kitty” charm bracelets and a “Pirates of the Caribbean” rhinestone-encrusted skull bracelet. Other frequent sources of design inspiration for Ortaleza are the fabulously expensive jewelry donned by foreign female celebrities. She enjoys the challenge of coming up with less expensive equivalents of those pieces. For instance, she has customized a Paris Hilton look-alike necklace for a client, actress Maui Taylor, and a Hillary Duff cameo necklace for another client, singer Aryana.

    Ortaleza has also designed such distinctive pieces as a skyscraper tie, a silver necklace that resembles a necktie, and a set of colorful plastic musical note pendants. Most pieces range in price from P180 to P800 for single pieces and about P1,000 for jewelry sets.

    She has greatly bolstered her sales by creating an online store on the free networking site, Multiply. She accepts payments through Globe’s G-Cash and MetroBank deposits, and exclusively ships all of her products through Xend Express for Metro Manila deliveries and through Air21 for shipments to the provinces. “Shipping takes anywhere from one to four days, depending on where the client lives, and it costs me less than P100 for an order,” she says. “The Internet is helping me get a lot of new clients because a lot of people are now learning how to shop online.”

    On the flip side, though, Ortaleza has had her share of encounters with customers who are wary of the Internet. She says: “Some of my customers get so worried when they receive their packages a little late due to shipping problems. Online shopping is based on trust, but because of the incidence of scams, some people get scared by such minor delays and would rather do their shopping the traditional way.”

    To help prospective customers who are not Internet-savvy, Ortaleza always makes it a point to include a post on her site that clearly explains the process of how they can purchase Stellar products.

    Her jewelry business began to pick up during the first months of this year, prompting her to get staff and enlist her family’s help so she could cope with the increasing demand. “My Mom helps me train our staff at home and manages everything when I’m not around,” she says. “I feel good that we are able to do this business together—it has become our little home industry.”

    Under its current staffing, Stellar’s monthly expenses settled at about P35,000, with monthly profits varying between P35,000 and P60,000.

    “It’s really surprising how fast the business and the brand awareness for Stellar have grown,” she says. “From just being just a small made-to-order business catering to showbiz friends, I’m now able to reach a wider market. I’m proud to say that I’m the first celebrity in my batch that has successfully launched her own accessory line. Now, others in my batch are thinking of putting up their own businesses, too.”

    Ortaleza plans to get the Stellar jewelry line into the major malls and boutiques by the end of 2007. In the meantime, she recently added to her creations a line of cotton tee shirts for both men and women under the Icon brand.

    “I hope to eventually put up a Stellar fashion store that carries my own accessories, bags, clothes, and shoes, but I’ll try selling my items in retail stores on consignment first,” she says.

    Because of this fondness for accessories, Ortaleza decided to invest into her jewelry venture P60,000 from her own savings, doing so although she remains quite busy in the entertainment industry. “I wanted to put my money into something else that would challenge and satisfy my creative juices,” she explains. “To get me started, I purchased various types of beads and pendants. I talked to different suppliers about my needs and they helped me source the items abroad. Then I purchased the raw materials, a good set of tools, and hardware.”

    The first few months saw Ortaleza doing all the marketing and handcrafting herself. “I had no problems with the public reaction to what I was doing,” she recalls. “Most people in my target market—females aged 15 and up—were pleased that I had a business and they liked the design and product quality. In addition, Stellar is different from most jewelry lines because the items are mostly unique pieces, so my clients can get great quality pieces for a fraction of the cost of buying imported ones.”

  9. _--_

    *AANHIN MO ANG WEBSITE KUNG WALA NAMANG KWENTA*
    ……..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……………

  10. anak:nay,bkt po ang ganda ng pngalan ni kuya suzuki??
    nanay:kc anak sa kotse nmin xa gnawa ng tatay mo….
    anak:eh c ate victoria,bkt ang ganda ng pangalan nya???
    nanay:kc anak xa hotel nmin xa gnwa ng tatay mo….
    hay naku eskinita ma2log ka na nga…..

    ……..getzzzz nyo ba??????????/

  11. hehehe

    nagets ko naman jhoy.. slamat sa dinagdag mo…

  12. thelma

    Ano ang sinasabi after sex? Kung asawa mo, I love you, pag kabit, ang galing mo, Kung syota, wow isa pa, pag di kilala, bilisan mo,3 hours lang tayo!

  13. thelma

    doktor at pasyente
    Pasyente visit a doctor for a check up.
    Doctor: anong problema?
    Pasyente:paki-check lang po itong “ari” ko.
    Doctor: Ok,hubo’ para makita..
    Nang makita “ito” ng doctor,napatawa ng malakas ang doctor,dahil singlaki lang ito ng
    AAA size na battery.
    Pasyente:nasaan po yong code of ethics nyo.di dapat pagtawan ang isang pasyente.
    Doctor(try to recover):Sori,di na maulit.Anong problema?
    Pasyente: Ito nga po,”namamaga”

  14. thelma

    ENGLISH TAGALOG

    BILL: Let’s help one another.

    ERAP: Tayo’y magtulungan

    BILL: Let’s Strive together.

    ERAP: Tayo’y magsikap

    BILL: Because in union there is strength

    ERAP: Sapagkat sa sibuyas may titigas…

  15. hehehe.. lagot na! mejo natwa ako sa union ms thelma.. hehe

  16. thelma

    Ligaw
    Binata: Ma’am, liligawan ko po sana ang anak ninyo. Pwede po ba?

    Nanay: Huwag muna! Nag-aaral pa siya, eh!

    Binata: Ganu’n po ba? Sige po, mamaya na lang… kapag uwian na nila.

  17. thelma

    Marcos: nung baby ako…gatas ko Lactum!

    Cory: ako?! Enfalac! mahal ata yon!

    Ramos: ako!?Lactogen! kaya matalino ako!

    Erap:ako?! ako yata eh…lac…..
    LACATCYD!?

  18. tnx for the sharing ms thelma! parang my collection ka ng mga jokes ah… ehhe!

  19. thelma

    hehe kakatuwa lng talaga blog mo,mahilig po xe ako maginternet eh
    thx po

  20. ms thelma dko pa rin namimit bro… hehhe! after 10 years!

  21. thelma

    baka mauna pa tayo magkita jan mizyhen,hehehe
    pareho siguro kayo busy…….
    now lang ulet ako nakaopen dumating xe papa ko eh…..
    anyway, ADVANCE MERRY CHRISTMAS PO!!!!!!!

  22. hehehe advnce ng bati ah… hehe… merry xmas too ms thelma…

  23. hi! for all newtonianz ……………………maykasabihang…..”What is the use of the beauty if the brain is emty”………………….thanks..??????????????,,,,,,,,,,
    ;;;;;;;;;;

  24. kasabihan sa kagandahan? hmm… isip muna ako…

    eto eto…

    Aanhin pa ang damo…. Kung mukha kang kabayo?

    lol

  25. hahaha salamt vhonne sa iyong ibinahagi… ;-)

  26. jenna

    muala ulo mukhang paa!! hahaha aq lng ata ntawa

  27. whateveR

    wLa bang luv quoteS?

  28. aanhin mo ang damo,,,,
    kung di ka naman kabayo
    adik ka ba!!!!

  29. pa add poe sa friendster.com xiao_xiao2x@yahoo.com

    thanxxxx

  30. hi sherin, tnx for passing, add mo nalang ako yhen1027@yahoo.com account ko. tnx. ;-)

  31. vianalet

    ang chaka naman..=)

  32. thank you

  33. no problem sherin… ;-)

  34. ate yhen can you be my sis or momi? plss
    prang lapit ng loob ko saiyo eh=)

    BTW luv you all
    sis or mami whatever na add na po kita
    sa fs niyo po
    accept niyo or search niyo nalang po email ko
    byebye take care olweiz

    keep in touch olweiz till hir nalang!

  35. mami or sis wla pa po bang nag post po ng
    kasabihan medyo napapawi kasi pagiging
    hot headed ko po pls po post po kayo rami
    pinapasaya niyo po ako pamiz cross my heart
    hope to die! nyeekkkkkkkkk corny ko ano ako
    bata okie okie mag tatanong ako sa mga clas-
    amates ko

    ito pla may naisip na ako

    “AANHIN PA ANG KAGWAPUHAN AT KARISMA MO KUNG HINDI RIN NAMAN AKO ANG GIRLFRIEND MO??!”

    mami yhen d po xa nakakatawa
    its just a simple but famous word

  36. tnx sherin… i add kita dont worry… talagang mommy eh noh? hehe… cge y not!

  37. thenk you mamio
    ahihihhhh
    mami your
    so good
    meron na ba akong daddy?
    ahehehehehe

  38. anak, pwedeng next question please? hehehe

  39. ay mami ganun ahahahahah
    whahahah anak ako sa labas
    since birth wla akong kinilalang
    ama…. si no ba xa?
    ahehehehehehehehehheeheheh
    wag na ako mag pumilit pa
    mami makakakita ka rin ng
    real daddy ko…….

  40. mami real name ko
    sherin anne villanueva
    im from taguig chubby
    nagaaral sa saint francis
    taguig campus 11 years of age
    a grade 5 student proed to be a sporty
    girl a varsity thas is independent
    merong boyfriend okie yun muna mami!!

  41. ………………… tanga na nga tinatanga pa ……………………

  42. sherin, ngayon ko lang nabasa uli itong post mo… hehe! nwei, pagbutihn ang pag aaral… wag muna makikijowa!

  43. jemzy

    saya nmn d2

  44. bjay

    if you get a trouble get your slipper and run faster!

  45. bjay

    i was born to destroy the virginity of the womans

  46. kirby

    ako din mag sshare…

    > aanhin pa ang damo kung nag shashabu na ang kabayo.

    > di bale ng tamad hindi nmn pagod.
    hehehe!!

  47. kirby

    - Aanhin pa ang damo, kung bangag na ang kabayo.
    – Kung walang magpapaloko… hindi tatakbo si gloria arroyo.
    – Better late than pregnant.
    – When the cat is away…, sabihin mo lang, wiss, wiss, wiss, para lumapit.

  48. bjay

    what is the beauty if the brain is empty!!

    “KASABIHAN NG MGA PANGET”

  49. mami sori ah kasi may family trip kami
    hindi ko rin nababasa mga reply mo D:

    i see i see…… nag punta pla kayo malaysia ang ganda nakita ko yun
    mga pics ang cute mo talaga and yung bridge katakot ang haba X:
    hehehe mami prang nahina ang sayings dito ahhh o cge po bye bye

    frm:sherin labxx u so much much xoxo:

    • hehehe, oo nga eh… medyo hiningal ako sa bridge na yun… di kinaya ng powers ko… hahahahha…

      nwei, salamat sa pagdalaw ha…

  50. kurtish

    “aanhin mu ang malaking bahay kung anhay ka lng?” : )

  51. kurtish

    “aanhin mu ang malaking bahay kung achay ka lng?” : )

  52. kurtish

    “aanhin mu ang maputing legs kung nkalawit ang eggs…”

  53. mag biro ka na sa lasing, mag biro ka na sa bagong gising. wag lang sa lasing na bagong gising.

    • hahhaa…. narinig ko na ito… thou we usually use this joke to one of our colleagues…

      “magbiro ka na sa lasing, magbiro ka na sa bagong gising, magbiro ka na sa lasing na bagong gising, wag lang kay ______.”

      hahhaa!

  54. nhaps

    “di baleng tamad..wag lang pagod!

    “Losing your teeth will lessen your sexual drive.”
    kase pag ala akng ipen..ala KAN-TOOTH!”

  55. ang batang masipag paglaki pagod:))wahahaha

  56. (para sa mga walang magawa)
    punta kang simenteryo bilangin mo ung mga mag kakabirthday

    punta kang cr punuin mo ung bowl ng tubig

    tawagin mo ung kapatid mong maliit kurutin mo tpos unahan mo umiyak

    adik……………wahahahahahah

  57. mizz.peach

    ang saya nman d2..ka2tuwa..cnu my ari ng blog n 2???eheheh..

  58. psali namn…

    bngus kba kya pla
    ntinik m ang puso ko ehh

    hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah

  59. .,.kpag may usOk??? may nag iihaw

    kpag may dinukOt at wLang nadukOt??

    may nandukOT..

    sa pag kahabahaba ng prosisyOn ….patay na ang kandiLa..

    kPag maigsi na ANg KumOt?? tumangKad kna,,

    at kpag maigsi na aNg kumOt?? bili kna ng bago..

    hekhek..

    cUte akOh..

  60. txT nyo nMAn akOH..

    dami akOh alam pick uP Line..

  61. .. cnO pO Ba 14 d2??

  62. jessy

    wow1!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ang galing niyong lahat ang gaganda ng mga jokes niyo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  63. jessy

    sorry tipid ako sa salita ehhhhhhhhhhhhh sige mamayana kase manonood na ako ng tayong dalawa ehhhhhhhhhhh

  64. jessy

    sorry tipid ako sa salita ehhhhhhhhhhhhh sige mamayana kase manonood na ako ng tayong dalawa ehhhhhhhhhhhh

  65. mark

    “Time is Gold……Convert it to cash”

  66. mark

    A} – Almost Boobs…
    {B} – Barely there.
    {C} – Can’t Complain!
    {D} – Damn!
    {DD} – Double damn!
    {E} – Enormous!
    {G} – GEEEEzus Christ!
    {F} – Fake.

  67. mark

    A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.
    “Mummy, mummy, what are these?” he says, pointing to her breasts.
    “Well, son,” she says, “these are balloons, and when you die,
    they inflate and float you up to heaven.”
    Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off
    quite satisfied.
    Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into
    the kitchen.
    “Mummy, mummy, Aunt Mary is dying!”
    What do you mean? says his mother.
    Well she’s in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both her
    balloons are out, Dad’s blowing them up, and she keeps yelling
    “God, I’m coming! I’m coming!!!”

  68. mark

    An actual mailing:

    Greetings,
    You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”.
    As we don’t have any programming experience, this virus works on the honor
    system.
    Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this
    virus to everyone on your mailing list.
    Thank you for your cooperation.

  69. mark

    Definition of Programmer

    Programmer:

    A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after
    innumberable poundings, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with
    micrometric precisions from vague assumptions based on debatable figures from inconclusive
    documents and carried out on instruments of problematical accuracy by persons of dubious
    reliability and questionable mentality for the avowed purpose of annoying and confounding
    a hopelessly defenseless department that was unfortunate enough to ask for the information
    in the first place.

  70. mark

    A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical
    malfunction disabled all of aircraft’s electronic navigation and communication
    equipment. Due to the clouds and haze the pilot could not determine his
    position or course to steer to the airport.
    The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritted
    sign and held it in the helicopter’s window.
    The sign said “WHERE AM I”? in large letters.
    People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large
    sign an held it in a building window. The sign said, “YOU ARE IN A
    HELICOPTER”.
    The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map and determined the course to steer
    to SEATAC ( Seattle/Tacoma) airport and landed safely.
    After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the “YOU ARE
    IN A HELICOPTER” sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded, ”
    I knew that had to be the Microsoft building because they gave me a
    technically correct but completely useless answer”.

  71. mark

    s Windows a Virus?

    No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:

    1. They replicate quickly — okay, Windows does that.

    2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system
    as they do so — okay, Windows does that.

    3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk — okay,
    Windows does that, too.

    4. Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable
    programs and systems. Sigh… Windows does that, too.

    5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too
    slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. Yup, that’s with
    Windows, too.

    Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental
    differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are
    running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and
    efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they
    mature.

    So, Windows is *not* a virus.

  72. mark

    Working With The FBI

    The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
    “Hello?”
    “Hello, is this the FBI?”
    “Yes. What do you want?”
    “I’m calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is
    hiding marijuana inside his firewood.”
    “Thank you very much for the call, sir.”
    The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux’s house. They
    search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
    open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at
    Thibodeaux and leave.
    The phone rings at Thibodeaux’s house.
    “Hey, Adrian! Did the FBI come?”
    “Yeah!”
    “Did they chop your firewood?”
    “Yep”
    “Great, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.”

  73. mark

    Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had a
    wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful
    country, and on each house I saw a banner.”

    “What did it say on the banners?” Clinton asks.

    Saddam replies, “Allah is god, god is Allah.”

    Clinton says, “You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called. Last night
    I had a similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was more
    beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each house
    flew an enormous banner.”

    “What could you see on the banners?” Saddam asks.

    Clinton replies, “I don’t know. I can’t read Hebrew.”

  74. =’)

    gf: niloloko mo ko!
    bf: bkt?
    gf: nkta kta sa SM, may kasmang iba!
    bf: tumigil k nga d kta niloloko! ung kasama ko
    sa SM ung niloloko ko!
    gf: ah akala ko ako eh, sori.love you!!

  75. =hinahanap ng NPa cna juan, pedro,at berting.
    nagtago cla sa sako s bodega ng kamote….

    NPA: san n kaya cla?
    (nakita ang talong sako)
    hmm.. baka nag tatago lng yang mga un d2..
    (cnpa ang sako1)

    juan: meow, meow

    NPA: pusa lng pla , eh eto kaya
    (cnpa ang sako2)

    pedro: arf..arf..

    NPA: aso lng pla
    (cnpa ang sako3)

    berting: tahimik lng. walang reaksyon.

    (cnpa ulit yung sako3)

    berting: wala ulit reaksyon

    (cnpa ng cnpa ng NPA yung sako)

    berting: taena mo!! kamote ako!!!
    wala akong sounds!!!

  76. hypervenus

    ?

  77. rovz

    e2,,e2..

    bata kumakanta hbang nanunungkit ng malaking santol..

    “mahal kita, mahal kita, hnd ito bola”

    sagot ng kapreng nasa taas ng puno..

    “itlog ko yan, itlog ko yan, hnd yan bunga!”

    ->hahahaha! un lang poh.. ang say nman d2

  78. rovz

    TARZAN
    Interviewed by a radio
    reporter:

    reporter: gi’ unsa nimo paghimo ug balay dha sa ibabaw sa kahoy?

    tarzan: ambot lng sir kay nagboard raman q dha!

    hahaha.. soxal naman ni tarzan!
    sori nalang sa mga hnd nakaintindi,,weeeeehhhh

  79. rovz

    ano mas masaklap?…..

    ikaw ang babae, pero mas maganda pa ang bakla sau.?

    o

    ikaw ang babae pero mukiha ka namang bading??

    >>hahaha! isip?isip? :P

  80. rovz

    ano mas masaklap?…..

    ikaw ang babae, pero mas maganda pa ang bakla sau.?

    o

    ikaw ang babae pero mukha ka namang bading??

    >>hahaha! isip?isip? :P

  81. Aanhin mo ang malapalasyong bahay, kung KAPITBAHAY ka lang naman??? :))

  82. lahat ng jokes nyo nakakatuwa……., wala ba kayong love quotes….

  83. vheLLai

    hi there… pede mki join??

  84. greta

    ehehe ….

    boi: blita quh mgaling cah daw xah algebra
    gurl: uo bkt ….?
    boi: can u substitute my “x” w/o asking “y” …

    getttttZZZZZZzzzz nio ….??????

  85. WOW!! kala ko poh nastop na sa pag dadagdag ng mga jokes itong website na ‘to…..
    congratzz poh ate yhen! hope marami png jokezz!

  86. wow ha nice

  87. boy: marunong ka ba mag budget?

    girl: oo naman, ako pa! bkit?

    boy : kc napapmahal na ako sayo eh :(

  88. malupet na banat :D

    bawal bawal ka jan .. and so what kung di mo ako mahal?

    be considerate naman..

    ang sakit sakit na kaya,

    try mo ..:P

  89. aabsent ako sa klase ko ..
    mkapasok lang sa puso mo :”>

    kung ikaw puno ,
    ako baging,
    pwede ba kitang gapangin?
    :))

    itutuwid ko landas mo,
    para sken ka dumiretso…
    :))

  90. lovelesss guy

    boy:alm mo para kang inidoro?
    girl:bk8? boy:kasi para aqng tae na nahulog sayo=)

    • lovelesss guy

      ang taong hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan…. ay may(stiffnneck)

  91. lovelesss guy

    ..gano nga ba kasakit ang masaktan? para ka na ring yumayakap sa cactus kasi habang hinihigpitan mo ang yakap,lalo kng nasasaktan;(

  92. lovelesss guy

    i hate all letters in the alphabet….. but i love(u)

  93. lovelesss guy

    matalino man daw ang matsing kamukha mo pa rin:) )

  94. lovelesss guy

    i love u all guyzzzzzzzz..

  95. asero3

    patay

  96. arjay

    elow ho sa lahat…kakatuwa nmn..,napasilip lang ako inabot ako ng midnyt kabbsa hehehe…

  97. Yor dipper

    No man is an island because tym is gold hahaha
    (ang layo)

  98. doreymon

    kakatuwa hehe…hindi aq naka2log kakabasa

  99. ahahaha kakatawa naman mga naka post kaka alis ng stress harhar..

  100. khikho

    ..AnonG SiLbI Na utAk Mo KunG Di NamAn Ako Ng NAsa IsiP MO???…

  101. BOsz.LoKi

    … Aanuhin Pa Ang Damo
    Kung Ang Garden Mo Naman
    Ay Sementado

    … Papunta Ka Palang
    Tara Sabay Na Tayo

    :”>

    Sana Nagustuhan nyo :)

  102. BOsz.LoKi

    … Anong Silbi Nitong Mata
    Kung Di Kita Nakikita

    … Anong Silbi Ng Baterya
    Kung Ikaw Naman Ang Nagpapagana Sa Aking Makina..
    <3

  103. jinmugas

    1. “Aanhin mo ang gwapo kung mas malandi pa sayo!?”
    2. “Walang matinong lalake sa malanding kumpare.”
    3. “Wala nang hihigit pa sa malansang isda, kundi ang isang balahurang bakla.”
    4. “Sa hinaba-haba ng prosisyon, bading din pala ang iyong ka relasyon.”
    5. “Ang tumatakbo ng matulin, may gwapong hahabulin”
    6. “Matalino man ang bading, na peperahan pa rin.”

  104. kikay meh

    haha galing

  105. orphen

    maganda ka nga….

    wla ka nmn guzto skn….

    wla din……..!!!

  106. ‘ang taong seloso/selosa ay walang tiwala sa sarili. . . Jajajajaja

  107. ‘ang taong selosa/seloso ay walang tiwala sa sarili. . .hahaha. . .

  108. one.. nyte

    hi

  109. ULOL KAU LAAT !

  110. Gil

    ang taong gipit. . .sa bombay kumakapit

  111. Thanks foг sharing your thoughts on lose weigɦt whey.
    Regards

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