koleksiyon ng mga astig na pick-up lines ;-)

“You must be corny! ‘Cause you keep on popping into my mind.”
“You know what? If I get married? I won’t even invite you! …. Cause you’re going to be my bride.”
“My heart is like a baker … it’s always beating for you.”
Contributor: obiwankamote

“You look like trash and I want to take you out”
“Excuse me, you dropped something back there…my jaw!”
“I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.”
“Do you come here often? You could, with me.”
“You’re like a dictionary: you add meaning to my life!”
“If you were a booger, I’d pick you first!”
Contributor: digitasj

“bangin ka ba? kasi nahuhulog na ako para sa iyo”
Contributor: bart

“Cholesterol ka ba? kasi nakakataba ka ng puso e…”
“Para tayong science … may chemistry tayo e”
“High voltage ka ba? Kasi there’s a spark between us”
“Para kang programming bug … kahit anong gngwa ko .. andyn ka pa ren”
Contributor: leyda

Words/Quotes To Live By: ON LOVE

“may isang guy na nadulas sa harap ng crush nia ..” see how i fell for u?”..
“am i a bad shooter? cause i keep on missing you.. ”
“ei, can u be my driver? para ikaw na ang magpatakbo ng buhay q!”
“eraser ka ba? di ka na kasi mabura sa icip q.”
“may alam ka bang gumagawa ng relo? sira kasi ata relo q.
pag ikaw kasama q, humihinto ang oras q..”
“mahilig ka bang magbasketball? kasi pinapatalbog mu ang puso q pag nkikita kita..”
“kung bola ka at isshoot kita, di q gagawin un.kasi mamimiss kita!!!”
“mamamalat nnman ang puso q..kasi lagi sinisigaw ang pangalan mu!!!”
“can i have ur jersey? bacause i want ur name and number..”
“do u know where the nearest bakery is? so i can buy a cutiepie like u..”
“hershey’s chocolate ka bah? kasi im craving for ur kisses!!!!”
“alarm clock ka bah? kasi ginigsing mu ang natutulog kong puso..”
“pagkain ka ba? kasi di aq mabubuhay ng wala ka..”
“kung aq businessman, lahat ng tao bbentahan q ng mura.kaw hindi!!! dhil sau lang aq nagmamahal..”
“ibibili kita ng salbabida..bka kasi malunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..
“taga meralco ka ba? kasi ikaw nagbibigay liwanag sa buhay q..”
“siguro magaling ka sa puzzle? kasi umaga pa lang, binuo mu na ang araw ko..”
“do i believe in love at first sight? or do u want me to walk again?!”
“if i can be a letter, id like to be “T”..so i can be close to “U”
“Tarsier ka ba? Lagi ka kasing na-boBohol sa isipan ko..”
“Anong blood type mo? akin kasi ‘O’ … sana ikaw ‘K’ para OK tayo”
Contributor: katiting

“nasan ka kagabi?! bat wala ka sa panaginip ko??”
“bukas, sisingilin kita ng upa mo.. kasi matagal ka ng nanihirahan sa puso ko..”
“can you recommend a good bank where i can make a deposit? coz i’m planning to save all my love for you..”
“ano pang silbe ni GRAVITY? E kung sayo pa lang nahuhulog na ako..”
“Ang buhay ko are parang nakasakay sa seesaw.. down ako pag wala ka!”
Contributor: mela

"Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..

paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.."

"Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??

ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko.."

"Uy picture tayo!!

para ma-develop tayo!!"

"Can i take your picture??

coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!!"

"Exam ka ba??

gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!"

"Lecture mo ba ako??

lab kasi kita.."

"Centrum ka ba??

kasi you make my life complete!!"

"Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??

ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.."

"Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??

kasi type kita.. "

"I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear..

coz i can't last a day without you!!"

"Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??

single kasi ako eh.."

"Me lisensya ka ba??

coz you're driving me crazy eh.."

"I'm a bee..

can you be my honey??"

"Nakakatakot diba ang multo??

pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.."

"May lahi ka bang aswang??

ang pangit mo kasi eh.."

"Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??

because you give meaning to my life.."

"Pustiso ka ba??

kasi, I can't smile without you.."

"Pagod na pagod ka na noh??

maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.."

"Me butas ba puso mo??

kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way out!!"

"Anung height mo??

ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko.."

"Hey, did you fart??

coz you blew me away!!"

"Are you Jamaican??

kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!"

"Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop.

BAGAY tayo. BAGAY tlga tayo. "

"Ako ay isang exam.

kaya sagutin mo na ako..."

"Excuse me.. do you have a map?

'Cause I got lost in your eyes!"

"Mag empake ka! Pupunta tayong home for the aged!

Because I wanna grow old with you!"

"Ako na magbabayad ng tuition fee mo...

Pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin."

"para kang birthday ko. nung nakilala kita,

dun nag-umpisa ang buhay ko."

"Para kang brain cells...

you're always on my mind."

"Para kang batas...

no one is above you."

"Para kang pamingwit...

nahuli mo ang atensyon ko."

"para kang bagyo...

ang lakas ng dating mo."

"Anong oras na?

Para masulat ko sa diary ko kung anong oras ako na-in love sa'yo."

"stand still

so i can pick you up."

"Siguro masama kang pinaghihintay...

grasya ka kasi e."

"Nung nakilala kita, nagmistula akong Microsoft Word...

I copied and pasted you into my heart."

"Para kang balakubak

I can't get you out of my head."

"Tapos ka na sa exam mo?

Para ako naman yung sagutin mo."

"Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh??

hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..

coz all i ever think of is you.."

Contributor: raffy

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