bato bato sa langit…

opd284sm80.jpgang tamaan pangit!

BIBLE: Thou shalt not steal.

USA: Don’t steal. It is punishable by law.

UAE: Don’t steal. Your hand will be cut-off.

PHILIPPINES: Don’t steal. It’s the GOVERNMENTS job.

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World’s Organized Crime

USA: Mafia

JAPAN: Yakuza

TAIWAN: 14 K

ITALY: Cosa Nostra

CHINA: Triad

PHILIPPINES: First Family

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Sa umpisa ang tawag sa taong walang hiya:

–Makapal

Nung lumala ay naging:

–Garapal

Ngayong malubha na. Ang tawag ay:

–Macapagal!

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Ipaglaban ang Karapatan ng Mamamayan! Ilabas ang Katotohanan!

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15 thoughts on “bato bato sa langit…

  1. aYukona04

    ah…walang kwenta talaga pag nasa gobyerno kana…nakakalimutan na nila lahat ng pangako nila nung tumatakbo palang sila…

    kaibahan:

    MAGNANAKAW AT POLITIKO..

    magnanakaw: nagnanakaw muna bago tumakbo..
    politiko: tumatakbo muna bago magnaka…

    eww…

  2. @ayukona04

    hehehe tama ka jan sa sinabi mo… imagine ayon sa survey Philippines ang most corrupt country in asia…

    haaay… kakaloka…

  3. ah wala joy ayo kung naa ka sa gobyerno

    by hannah

  4. LIFE’S CYCLE

    3-8 y/o: paramihan ng toys
    9-18 y/o: pataasan ng grades
    19-25 y/o: paramihan ng syota
    26-35 y/o: pagandahan ng asawa
    36-45 y/o: palakihan ng income
    46-55 y/o: paramihan ng kabit
    56-70 y/o: paramihan ng sakit
    71 & above: pabonggahan ng libing

  5. PILAR: Akala ko ba, magaling ang doktor mo. Isang taon na kami ng mister ko na kumukunsulta sa kanya, hindi pa rin ako nabubuntis!

    MARIA: Tange ka pala! Sa susunod, huwag mong isama ang mister mo!

  6. hahahhaa natawa nmn ako dun sa huli sir joe… ibang dumiskarte pala talaga c maria… haha

  7. cocoy826

    Gloria and Erap are fighting over a lantern when a genie pops out and grants them each one wish.

    Gloria says, “I want a wall around Malacanang to protect me. Make it about 150 feet high, so nothing can get in or out.”

    “It is done,” says the genie, turning to Erap. “And your wish?”

    Erap smiles and says, “Fill it with water.”

  8. cocoy826

    Three couples—one elderly, one middle-aged, one young and newly wed—apply for membership in a church. The pastor informs them that the requirement for new parishioners is that they abstain from sex for two weeks. The couples agree and go their separate ways.

    After two weeks, they return. The pastor asks the elderly pair if they were able to abstain for two weeks. “No problem at all, Pastor,” replies the old man.

    “Congratulations!” says the pastor. “Welcome to the church.” He turns to the middle-aged couple and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks. “It was difficult,” replies the husband. “By the end of the second week, I had to sleep on the couch, but we did it.”

    “Congratulations on overcoming temptation,” says the pastor. “Welcome to the church.” He then turns to the newlyweds and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks.

    “At first it was no problem,” says the husband. “But one day my wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf, and she dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there.”

    “You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church,” says the pastor.

    “We know,” says the young man. “We’re not welcome at the supermarket anymore either.”

  9. “I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist.
    “Nothing to worry about,” the psychiatrist consoled. “Many people are
    fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog that we
    are very attached to.” “But, doctor,” continued the troubled patient,
    “I feel ummm,… *physically* attracted to my horse!” “Hmmm,” the
    doctor asked, “Is it male or female?” “Female, of course!” the man
    replied. “What do you think I am… GAY?!

  10. Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office. She found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.

    Without hesitating, he sprung up and in a very loud voice, dictated “…and in conclusion, gentlemen, shortage or no shortage, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.”

  11. An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress.

    The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered.

    The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems.

    The computer scientist says “It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. My wife thinks I’m with my mistress. My mistress thinks I’m home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!”

  12. Financial Crisis Hit Japanese Banks

    Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.

    In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly
    up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

    Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

    While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

    Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

  13. sir coc0y dpa rin ba natatapos iringan ni gloria at ni erap? hehe

    aba aba aba kung makapalusot ang executive boss na yan h sir joe… ang lagay eh joke nga lang ba ito? hehehe o baka naman totoo?

  14. artsee

    Bato-bato sa langit, ang tamaan ay huwag magreklamo !

    Bato-bato sa langit, ang tamaan ay masasaktan !

    Bato-bato sa langit, ang sumalo ay magkakasakit sa bato !

    Bato-bato sa langit, pag bumalik ay tinapay !

  15. hehhehe.. ka-galing talaga ni sir artsee…

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