what about love???

ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set him free.
If he comes back, he’s yours.
If he doesn’t, it was never meant to be….

PESSIMIST:
if you love someone, Set him free.
If he ever comes back, he’s yours.
If he doesn’t, as expected, he never was.
Whatever gave you the idea that he would anyway?

OPTIMIST:
If you love someone, Set him free.
Don’t worry, he’ll come back.

SUSPICIOUS:
If you love someone, Set him free.
If he ever comes back, ask him why.

IMPATIENT:
If you love someone, Set him free.
If he doesn’t come back within a week
forget it.

PATIENT:
If you love someone, Set him free.
If he doesn’t come back put your life on
hold and sit and wait.

PLAYFUL:
If you love someone, Set him free.
If he comes back, and if you love him still,
set him free again *repeat*

THE HUMAN ECOLOGIST:
If you love someone, Set him free.
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

LAWYERS:
If you love someone, Set him free.
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a – 1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that…

BILL GATES:
If you love someone, Set him free.
If he comes back, I think we can charge him for re-installation fees and
tell him that he’s also going to get an upgrade.

BIOLOGIST:
if you love someone, Set him free.
he’ll evolve.

STATISTICIAN:
If you love someone, Set him free.
If he loves you, the probability of his coming back is high.
If he doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.

SCHWARZENEGGER’S FANS:
If you love someone, Set him free.
HE’LL BE BACK!

OVER POSSESIVE PERSON:
If you love someone, don’t set him free.

THE FBI AGENT:
If you love someone, set him free.
Then put bug on his phone and surveillance cameras in his house.

THE PATHETIC:
If you love someone, set him free.
Who wants to be stuck with a loser like you anyway?

THE LAWYER (Part 2)
If you love someone, set him free.
Then sue him for emotional distress.

THE PSYCHO:
if you love someone, set him free.
If he doesn’t come back shoot him.

THE CREEPY SOCIOPATH:
If you love someone, stalk him.

THE GEEKY PROGRAMMER:
IF you love someone
THEN set him free
END
IF DO UNTIL he comes back
wait
END DO.

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9 thoughts on “what about love???

  1. Thanks ^^ That made my day! Hilarious!

  2. hahahahaha! this is so funny… i should share this with my friends who are really into pondering about love and relationships.

  3. Niyaz

    nice loh…so wats category u r in the above sections?????
    waiting to see ur reply🙂

  4. i love the geeky programmer. very C++!! hahaha

  5. Nice post, Yhen!

    Some love quotes:

    *Love isn’t blind, it just only sees what matters.
    *Love is a moment that lasts forever…
    *You will know the real meaning of love when you fall in love.
    *If a tear fell from my eyes, everytime i wished you were with me
    *I would have a puddle of fallen wishes at my feet.
    *Through the wind I hear your voice, in the clouds I see your name.
    *Living life without you just wouldnt be the same
    If you love someone more than anything,
    Then distance only matters to the mind, not to the heart.

  6. hi niyaz… i can be an IMPATIENT lover… too dangerous if il wait for nothing.. wahehehe

  7. Niyaz

    Ahhh aaahaaa😉

  8. Kimuchi

    Love is the thing that is missing in me in between.HIHIHIHIHIH

  9. hehehe… parang ayaw kong maniwal ana loveless ka ms kim…. hehe

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