99 things about guys…

1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics .
8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you are asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying “Please come and listen to me”
59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups. v
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him . Use this to your advantage.
72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are… especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you.
87. when you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships

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18 thoughts on “99 things about guys…

  1. Guys are helpless without girls. Kung walang babae, wala silang mabubola at maiisahan. Hindi maligaya ang kanilang buhay. Ingat lang mga kapatid, hehehe.

  2. kengkay

    guys also want to have fun, just like girls!

  3. Guys really like gals, the natural attraction, opposite poles attract each other. But unfortunately, it’s not always like that nowadays. There is already stiff competition along the way.

    One time, while I was in an FX taxi, a guy was almost crying his heart out in his celfon talking with his gf or exgf. I overheard what he said: Sakit naman ng ginawa mo sa akin. Hindi na bale kung ipinagpalit mo ako sa isang mas pogi o mayaman. Ngunit ang ipinalit mo sa akin ay isa ring babae. Dyoskoday!

  4. hahaha… tama ka mer, they will not be complete without us.

  5. sir joe, one in a million case yan… hehehe!!!

    ms kengkay, tama guys love fun… kung sabagay khit sino naman! hehe

  6. You got it 99% right.I like girl who whisper on my ears “let’s make love tonight”
    Kaya lang pag natapos ay nakakainis na sila at nandoon na ang pangamba baka lumobo,todas na.Hehehehe!

  7. who says we do not want girls flirting with us? i’ll snap out his kidneys!!

  8. sir cocoy mejo sensual yan ha.. hehe…

  9. hehhe.. so naaliw ka kuya leonel? ehhe

  10. Giselle

    thats a very interesting compilation🙂

    http://4mgiselle.wordpress.com

  11. tnx giselle… have a wonderful day!😉

  12. oo naman!!
    we like flirt girls..especially those who are in skimpy bikinis..
    hehehe!!!!

  13. You know? Sometimes, girls who do not wear bikinis are more sensual as well as sexual than those who do😉

  14. oh ow… contradicting thoughts!

  15. Elizabeth

    Bullshitter’s I dont care, it doesn’t even look like a man wrote it!

  16. Lolz.. Some guys just can’t take facts uh😉

  17. yeah… giselle… sometimes its takes life to bitter to realize everything… hehe😉

  18. jemz

    hehe..natawa naman ako bigla sa number 86. “when a guy looks at you, its either he is amazed of you or he’s criticizing you”. may naalala lang kasi ako.. most of my friends are guys and there’s this one time, we we’re in our tambayan having our drinking session then there’s this 2 girls wearing really short-shorts and sexy tops who happens to passed by, my guy friends we’re in silence and just looked at those girls tapos isa lang naging komento nila parang pato daw maglakad kasi naka stomach in, chest out! pinipilit daw palakihin ung pwet tapos biglang tawanan sila. ang sama!:/ mga guys talga..

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