10 reasons y God created eve

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because He knew men would never ask for directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don’t want to see what is on TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on TV.

8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when the seat wore out and therefore would need Eve to get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor’s appt for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated there would have to someone to bear children because men would never be able to handle it.

4. As Keeper of the Garden Adam would never remember where he put his tools.

3. The Scripture account of creation indicates that Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, “It is not good for man to be alone”, he only ends up getting himself in trouble.

And the NUMBER ONE reason…

1. When God finished the creation of Adam he stepped back, scratched his head and said, “I can do better than that.”

…that’s what we called the power of a woman!!!

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20 thoughts on “10 reasons y God created eve

  1. I’m very grateful to God for making me a woman.

  2. me too jem… love being a woman.πŸ˜‰

  3. manupmen

    It is sad to find a site like this with such bigotry! Shame.

  4. lol!
    these are so true
    woman rocks!πŸ˜€

  5. tnx annant for passing.πŸ˜‰

  6. sommer

    ..nyahahaha!! galeng nito..the best ang no. 1…so glad babae ako..heheheehe!!

  7. hehehe buti nalang talaga naging babae tayo ms sommer…

  8. i love being a woman.πŸ™‚

  9. women power ba ito aling baby.. hehe

  10. hmmnnn.. may nakalimutan ka yhen.. dapat 11 reasons.

    11. God knew that men will not agree with with number one thats why He said in His Word wife submit yourself to your husband… bleh. hahahaha. peace po.

  11. hahaha nagrereact talaga ang mga lalaki dito ah…

    its okay kuya gmac… hehe

  12. pansin ko nga ako lang ang nagreact eh. malamang tanggap ng mga ibang guys ung sinabi mo sa number one. hahaha.

  13. artsee

    Isa lang ang dahilan kung bakit nilikha ng Diyos ang mga tao: Upang Siya ay paglingkuran.

  14. toby

    yeah. woman and men r in relationship with each other… so GOD knew it from the beginning… LOL

    yhen may i have ur photoblog? i mean ur photos?

  15. artsee

    Toby, baka magalit si Sophia niyan…

  16. s3cr3t

    mabuhay ang mga gelays!
    hehe!

  17. wow seryoso ka ba sir artsee? hehehe nakakapanibago…

    kuya gmac mukang ikaw lang ang nagreact na lalaki… hehe…

    hi toby, y do u need my photos?

    ayan mukang proud gal si s2cr3t… hehehe..

    gandang araw po sa lahat

  18. toby

    wut do u say artsee ?

    hi yhen… i mean may i? is it u in head bar?

  19. yup dats me toby… y r u interested in getting my pix? heheπŸ™‚

  20. toby

    yea, im interested. so may i have da photos?

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