the devil’s beatitudes!

If the Devil were to write his Beatitudes, they would probably go
something like this:

Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow Christians in Church – they are my best workers.

Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked and expect to be
thanked – I can use them.

Blessed are the touchy, with a bit of luck they may stop going to
church – they are my missionaries.

Blessed are those who are very religious but get on everyone’s nerves
– they are mine forever.

Blessed are the troublemakers ~ they shall be called my children.

Blessed are those who have no time to pray – they are easy prey for
me.

Blessed are the gossipers – for they are my secret agents.

Blessed are those critical of church leadership – for they shall
inherit a place with me in my fate.

Blessed are the complainers – I’m all ears for them.

Blessed are you when you read this and think it is about other people
and not yourself – I’ve got you.

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13 thoughts on “the devil’s beatitudes!

  1. Pingback: the devil’s beatitudes! | jdTVu

  2. haha. nakakatuwa naman to.πŸ˜› parang gusto kong i-republish.

  3. artsee

    Masama ba ang mag-participate sa Holloween? Hindi ba devil worship iyan? Bawal iyan sa mga Kristiyano. Laban iyan sa aral ng Diyos. Pero may tanong ako sa inyo? Saan nagmula ang Halloween?

    Nagsimula daw ang Halloween sa Pilipinas. May dalawang Ilokano daw ang nag-usap sa telepono maraming taon na ang nakalipas nang nagsimula pa lang ang telepono. Nang nag-ring ang telepono, sumagot ang isa: “Hello”. Sabi naman ng pangalawang Ilokano: “Wen”. Kaya…Hello Wen na naging Halloween.

  4. dinapinoy

    Happy Halloween!

    http://www.dinapinoy.wordpress.com :Trick-or-treating better than sex

  5. dinapinoy

    Belated Happy Birthday!

    I added your blog sa aking blogroll. I hope it’s ok with you.

  6. hehehe — watta beatitudes!

  7. maganda yang beatitudes na yan sa mga pasaway. hehehehe.

  8. Ahhh saksakan pala ko ng blessed.πŸ˜†

  9. @paspasero… sure u can republish that!πŸ˜‰ salamat sa pagdalaw!

    sir artsee… mamili ka na sa mga daliri ko… hehehe!

    dinapinoy, salamat sa pag add sa akin! salamat din sa pagbati!

    hay naku cnb mo pa ms kengkay! hehe!

    kuya gmac applicable ba sa iyo yan? hehe

    hi kirk! muka ngang blessed ka! heheheπŸ™‚

  10. fickleinpink

    hello!!
    i’m a newbie and your posts really inspired me.nakakatuwa! i will surely anticipate your blogs!!!
    thanks

  11. tnx fickleinpink…

    its my pleasure!πŸ˜‰

  12. artsee

    Yhen, iyong forefinger ang gusto ko.

  13. hirap naman nun sir artsee pwede bang hintuturo nalang?.. hehe!πŸ˜‰

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