koleksiyon ng mga astig na pick-up lines ;-)

“You must be corny! ‘Cause you keep on popping into my mind.”
“You know what? If I get married? I won’t even invite you! …. Cause you’re going to be my bride.”
“My heart is like a baker … it’s always beating for you.”
Contributor: obiwankamote

“You look like trash and I want to take you out”
“Excuse me, you dropped something back there…my jaw!”
“I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.”
“Do you come here often? You could, with me.”
“You’re like a dictionary: you add meaning to my life!”
“If you were a booger, I’d pick you first!”
Contributor: digitasj

“bangin ka ba? kasi nahuhulog na ako para sa iyo”
Contributor: bart

“Cholesterol ka ba? kasi nakakataba ka ng puso e…”
“Para tayong science … may chemistry tayo e”
“High voltage ka ba? Kasi there’s a spark between us”
“Para kang programming bug … kahit anong gngwa ko .. andyn ka pa ren”
Contributor: leyda

Words/Quotes To Live By: ON LOVE

“may isang guy na nadulas sa harap ng crush nia ..” see how i fell for u?”..
“am i a bad shooter? cause i keep on missing you.. ”
“ei, can u be my driver? para ikaw na ang magpatakbo ng buhay q!”
“eraser ka ba? di ka na kasi mabura sa icip q.”
“may alam ka bang gumagawa ng relo? sira kasi ata relo q.
pag ikaw kasama q, humihinto ang oras q..”
“mahilig ka bang magbasketball? kasi pinapatalbog mu ang puso q pag nkikita kita..”
“kung bola ka at isshoot kita, di q gagawin un.kasi mamimiss kita!!!”
“mamamalat nnman ang puso q..kasi lagi sinisigaw ang pangalan mu!!!”
“can i have ur jersey? bacause i want ur name and number..”
“do u know where the nearest bakery is? so i can buy a cutiepie like u..”
“hershey’s chocolate ka bah? kasi im craving for ur kisses!!!!”
“alarm clock ka bah? kasi ginigsing mu ang natutulog kong puso..”
“pagkain ka ba? kasi di aq mabubuhay ng wala ka..”
“kung aq businessman, lahat ng tao bbentahan q ng mura.kaw hindi!!! dhil sau lang aq nagmamahal..”
“ibibili kita ng salbabida..bka kasi malunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..
“taga meralco ka ba? kasi ikaw nagbibigay liwanag sa buhay q..”
“siguro magaling ka sa puzzle? kasi umaga pa lang, binuo mu na ang araw ko..”
“do i believe in love at first sight? or do u want me to walk again?!”
“if i can be a letter, id like to be “T”..so i can be close to “U”
“Tarsier ka ba? Lagi ka kasing na-boBohol sa isipan ko..”
“Anong blood type mo? akin kasi ‘O’ … sana ikaw ‘K’ para OK tayo”
Contributor: katiting

“nasan ka kagabi?! bat wala ka sa panaginip ko??”
“bukas, sisingilin kita ng upa mo.. kasi matagal ka ng nanihirahan sa puso ko..”
“can you recommend a good bank where i can make a deposit? coz i’m planning to save all my love for you..”
“ano pang silbe ni GRAVITY? E kung sayo pa lang nahuhulog na ako..”
“Ang buhay ko are parang nakasakay sa seesaw.. down ako pag wala ka!”
Contributor: mela